When Heroes Lost Their Jobs
This post is for paying subscribers—The Demi-God tier and above—only! "When Heroes Lost Their Jobs" – The Age of the Lone Hero was over. They were out of work. People don’t want a ‘one-man show’ anymore.
Once, the great heroes of Olympus were celebrated, their names etched in legend.
But times changed.
Once-glorious statues crumbled.
Songs about valor and triumph were replaced by stories of anti-heroes, teamwork, and compassion.
The Age of the Lone Hero was over.
And the old-school Olympian heroes?
They were out of work.
No hero stands alone forever.
The Job Crisis of the Century
At the "Ancient Heroes Unemployment Office," a group of former legends gathered in a state of existential dread.
🦸 Heracles slumped in a chair, his lion-skin cloak looking more like an old bathrobe.