From 'Lord of the Waves' to 'Lord of the Buffet'

There was a time when Poseidon ruled the seas with abs of steel.

That time was over.

Ever since the Greek gods fell out of fashion, Poseidon had… let himself go. No more offering-laden temples. No more mortals sculpting his glorious physique in marble. No more athletic sacrifices in his name.

Instead, he spent centuries lounging in his underwater palace, binge-watching mortal anime, and ordering deep-fried ambrosia via Hermes Express.

His legendary trident? Now a TV remote.
His mighty seahorses? Now plushies on his couch.
His washboard abs? Replaced by a god-tier dad bod.

Then, one day, something changed.

The Great Greek Revival

It started when Byzantine culture brought the gods back into the mortal world. Suddenly, humans were talking about them again.

Statues were restored. Myths were retold.

And worst of all—social media happened.

Poseidon’s ancient statues were trending. Mortals idolized his old physique. And then… someone leaked a picture of Present-Day Poseidon.

The internet exploded.

📱 "Bro, what happened to the God of the Sea??"
📱 "Poseidon let himself go HARD 😭"
📱 "From 'Lord of the Waves' to 'Lord of the Buffet' 💀"

Poseidon stared at the screen in horror.

Even Zeus sent a text: "Damn, bro. You okay?"

Even gods need a wake-up call.

The Godly Glow-Up

Enraged, Poseidon snapped his trident in half (okay, his remote).

“That’s IT,” he roared. “I am reclaiming my Greek God Bod.”