How to Woo a Mortal 101 – A Divine Manual
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"How to Woo a Mortal 101" – A Divine Manual, for centuries, Olympian gods had struggled with mortal romance. So, Aphrodite decided to help.
Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, had a mission.
For centuries, Olympian gods had struggled with mortal romance.
Apollo kept accidentally stalking his crushes.
Ares thought a battle challenge was a love confession.
Hermes sent too many winky emojis.
So, Aphrodite decided to help.
"How to Woo a Mortal 101" – A Divine Manual
A comprehensive guide for Olympians who wanted to seduce mortals without turning into myths about unhinged godly obsession.