Helen of Troy and the New Era's Beauty Standard

Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships, opened her eyes to an unfamiliar world.

One moment, she had been basking in her divine golden glow, admired by kings and warriors alike.

The next?

She had time-traveled into the modern era.

Where Are My Worshippers?

She stood on a bustling city sidewalk, her radiant hair cascading in perfect waves, her skin like polished marble. She expected whispers, gasps, and immediate wars to be declared in her honor.

Instead…

🚶‍♂️ A man walked past her, bumped into her shoulder, and kept walking—without even looking back.