Chimera Fails
This post is for paying subscribers—The Demi-God tier and above—only! "Chimera Fails" – The gods set out to create a fearsome new Chimera, but somehow end up with an adorable, fluffy creature resembling a cross between a cloud and cotton candy.
On Mount Olympus, the gods gathered for a divine brainstorming session.
"We need a new legendary beast," Zeus declared, slamming his fist on the table. "Something terrifying. Something unstoppable."
"Something monstrous!" Ares grinned, sharpening his spear.
"Something with fire, fangs, and ferocity!" Athena added, sketching designs on a scroll.
"Something… adorable?" Hephaestus mumbled.
Everyone turned to look at him.
"... I mean, deadly. Yes. Deadly."